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That mother-finger devil who makes bad decisions like a blind man in a donut shop

He signed a 10-year deal for a guy who can't even catch a ball.

He traded our best player for a guy who can't spell his own name.

He took a 100 million dollar contract for a guy who looks like a hot dog in a blender.

A man who thinks the NBA is a dating app and he’s the one who got rejected

He picked a guy who can’t shoot for a guy who can’t pass.

He traded our future for a guy who can’t even stand up straight.

He signed a guy who smells like a gym sock and a dead fish.

A man who thinks he’s a general, but he’s just a guy who lost a bet to a pizza delivery guy

He made a 200 million dollar mistake because he liked a guy’s mustache.

He took a guy who can’t dribble for a guy who can’t run.

He signed a guy who talks to the ref like they’re best friends.

A man who thinks he’s the wizard of the NBA, but he’s just a guy who forgot how to spell 'basketball'

He signed a guy who can’t jump for a guy who can’t walk.

He took a 150 million dollar contract for a guy who can’t even tie his shoes.

He traded our future for a guy who looks like a confused potato.

A man who thinks he’s a king, but he’s just a guy who got kicked out of a fast-food restaurant

He signed a guy who can’t shoot for a guy who can’t spell his own name.

He took a 200 million dollar contract for a guy who can’t even catch a ball.

He traded our best player for a guy who smells like a gym sock and a dead fish.

A man who thinks he’s a superhero, but he’s just a guy who got a free meal at a burger place

He signed a guy who can’t pass for a guy who can’t dribble.

He took a 120 million dollar contract for a guy who can’t even stand up straight.

He traded our future for a guy who talks to the ref like they’re best friends.