Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A butt so huge and round it looks like it could knock someone out. It’s basically a butt that’s been upgraded to superhero status.

My mom’s dadonkadonk could bench press me.

That girl’s dadonkadonk is so big, it’s got its own zip code.

He tried to sit down, but his dadonkadonk said no.

2

It’s the junk in your trunk, but it’s so big, it’s got a side job.

I swear, her dadonkadonk has a pulse.

He tried to hide it, but his dadonkadonk gave him away.

That dadonkadonk is like a billboard for bad decisions.

3

A butt so big, it makes noise when it moves. One goes dadonk, the other goes adonk.

Her dadonkadonk does a full concert when she walks.

He tried to walk in silence, but his dadonkadonk ruined it.

That dadonkadonk is louder than my teacher’s voice.

4

A butt so big and strong, it could take on a bear. It’s like a wild animal’s butt, but on a human.

Her dadonkadonk could wrestle a bear and win.

That dadonkadonk is like a mountain.

He’s got a dadonkadonk so strong, it could lift a car.

5

A butt so big, it’s like a pizza that never ends. It’s just flat, round, and full of meat.

Her dadonkadonk is like a triple cheeseburger.

That dadonkadonk is so big, it’s got its own toppings.

He’s got a dadonkadonk that could feed a whole family.

6

A butt so big, it’s like a dance party on a woman’s behind. It’s shaking like it’s got a beat.

Her dadonkadonk is doing the cha-cha.

That dadonkadonk is like a concert in her pants.

He tried to ignore it, but her dadonkadonk was too loud.

7

A butt so big, it makes a sound when it walks. It’s like a butt with a voice.

Her dadonkadonk sounds like a drum solo.

That dadonkadonk is so loud, I heard it in the next town.

He walked in, and his dadonkadonk announced his arrival.