dadolescent

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A dad who's too old to be messing around but still acts like a dumb kid. He's a walking embarrassment.

'I'm not done with my pizza yet, Mom!' said the dad who's 45 and still has a childhood grudge against his mom.

'I'm going to beat up my son's friend because he called me a nerd.'

He spent $200 on a cartoon T-shirt and still thinks he's cool.

A dad who thinks he's still in high school. He's got the looks of a man but the brain of a toddler.

'I'm going to the prom with my daughter's friend. It's a family tradition.'

He spent 2 hours arguing with his son over who had the better hair in 2013.

He tried to play Fortnite and didn't know what a 'skin' was.

A middle-aged man who still thinks he's a kid. He's like a broken toy that won't stop making noise.

He screamed at the grocery store clerk for giving him the wrong cereal.

He cried when his video game character died for the 10th time.

He told his daughter he was going to 'take over the world' with his new app.

A dad who's too old for this nonsense but still acts like a kid who just got a lollipop.

He laughed like a hyena when his son failed math again.

He called his daughter 'my little princess' in front of her entire class.

He tried to dance to a song from 1995 and failed miserably.

A man who acts like he's still in puberty. He's the human version of a loud, smelly sock.

He told his son he was going to 'take him down' in a wrestling match.

He spent 5 hours trying to fix his phone because he 'didn't know how to tap' it.

He cried when his daughter got a better grade than him.