Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A grumpy old man who messes everything up like it's his job.

Dadoh tried to fix the Wi-Fi and now we're all stuck on dial-up.

He tried to cook breakfast and set the house on fire.

Dadoh signed up for a yoga class and ended up wrestling the instructor.

2

A man so clueless he thinks the moon is a giant cheeseburger.

Dadoh tried to park his car and ended up in a tree.

He thought the grocery store was a jail and tried to break in.

He tried to text his daughter and sent a message to the mayor.

3

A man who would get lost in a paper bag and still blame the bag.

Dadoh tried to mow the lawn and ended up mowing the neighbor’s cat.

He went to the bank to deposit money and came out with a parrot.

He tried to send a text and accidentally called the fire department.

4

A man so dumb he thinks a smartphone is a magic hat.

Dadoh tried to use the microwave and ended up summoning a ghost.

He tried to take a selfie and accidentally called 911.

He used the internet to look up how to use the internet and got confused.

5

An ancient man who thinks the world was created by a goat.

Dadoh tried to build a treehouse and ended up in the hospital.

He thought the mailman was a spy and tried to interrogate him.

He tried to send a text and ended up starting a war with his neighbor.

6

A man so confused he thinks the sun is a giant disco ball.

Dadoh tried to dance and ended up knocking over a lamp.

He tried to read the newspaper and thought it was a math test.

He tried to send a message and ended up texting his ex’s mom.