Dadnesia

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When your friend lies about having a meeting with their dad to get out of hanging with you, and it's the worst kind of betrayal, like they sold you out to a bunch of old men.

Hey bro, I can't hang out today. I have a meeting with my dad.

Dadnesia is real. I had to cancel our plans because I had to meet my dad at the mall.

I told my friend I had to go to the hospital, but it was just my dad's old man getting a root canal.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When someone is late or leaves early and blames their dad for it, even though their dad is just a man who probably doesn't care.

I was five minutes late because I had to run to the store to get my dad a sandwich.

I had to leave the party early because my dad called me and said he was dying.

I was stuck in traffic, but I told my friends it was because my dad had a heart attack.

by Slangipedia 15d ago