Dadmum

'I cooked dinner, cleaned the toilet, and even gave the kid a bath. And I still got yelled at for not doing it right.'

'He doesn’t just look after the kids. He looks after the kids, the dog, and the guy who comes to fix the plumbing.'

'He’s like a mum, but he’s got a temper and a swear jar.'

'I made breakfast, did the laundry, and even fixed the kid’s broken bike. And I still didn’t get a thank you.'

'He does everything the mum does, but he does it like he’s doing it for fun.'

'He’s not just a dad. He’s a mum who got a new identity and a swear habit.'

'I cleaned the house, cooked dinner, and even did the kid’s homework. And I still got yelled at for not doing it fast enough.'

'He’s got the skills of a mum, but he’s got the attitude of a prison guard.'

'He’s not just a dad. He’s a mum who’s got a temper and a mouth full of swear words.'