dadmo

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A DJ who makes beats so good they could make a dead man dance
Yo, that dadmo just dropped a track that made my mom cry
This dadmo’s beat is so fire, I used it to roast my brother’s hair
At the party, the dadmo came in and turned it into a battle of the bands
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Dat Boi who eats hot sauce like it's his job and calls it a lifestyle
That dadmo just ate a whole bottle of hot sauce and now he's talking to the ceiling
Dadmo tried to challenge me to a hot sauce duel and I almost died
He put hot sauce on his pizza, his eggs, and his coffee like it was a sacred ritual
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A dad who works like a beast and still has time to yell at his kids
Dadmo works 12 hours a day and still has time to骂 me for not doing my homework
He came home with a broken wrist but still made dinner
He works 3 jobs and still texts me every day like I'm his best friend
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A dad who tries really hard to make ends meet, even if he looks like he's about to cry
Dadmo got fired but still paid for my lunch
He came home with a bruise and a smile
He got a second job and still managed to cook my favorite meal
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A father figure who's more chill than your mom on a Monday morning
Dadmo showed up at my school and told my teacher to chill out
He gave me a snack during lunch and told me to stop being so dramatic
He wore a hoodie and sunglasses at 9 a. m. and I was instantly cool
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