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When you respect someone because they’re a good dad, like they’re the best dad ever, and you wish you had their dad skills.
My dadmiral just gave me a raise because he felt bad I had to eat cereal for breakfast again.
The dadmiral let his son skip combat training because he cried like a baby.
Dadmiral just called his son 'my little captain' and fired three people for no reason.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A dad who’s also an admiral, and his kid is a sniveling officer who thinks he’s the next big thing, so the dadmiral sends angry emails to his friendmiral and ruins everyone’s day.
Dadmiral just emailed his friendmiral and said, 'My son got demoted and it’s all your fault.'
The dadmiral called his friendmiral at 2 AM to complain about his son’s bad haircut.
Dadmiral threatened to retire if his son didn’t get promoted, so now 20 people are in trouble.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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