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The boss of the family’s tech stuff. He makes all the rules about computers, phones, and internet. If you want to play games or stream, he says yes or no. He also installs everything and kicks you out if you mess it up.
'No more Fortnite until you clean your room!', Dad, 3 AM
'I’m not letting you buy that smart fridge unless you finish your math homework.', Dad, during a family meeting
'You broke the Wi-Fi? I’m charging you $10 per day until it’s fixed.', Dad, in all caps on the group chat
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The guy who runs the whole family’s tech like it’s his job. He doesn’t just install stuff, he decides who gets to use it. If you don’t ask him nicely, you get no internet and no games.
'I’m not letting you watch TikTok until you finish your chores.', Dad, while eating pizza
'You want a new phone? Pay for it yourself. I’m not your personal tech store.', Dad, in a DM
'The Wi-Fi is down because you spilled soda on the router.', Dad, yelling at the living room
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