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When a dad’s brain turns to mush after a kid is born. It’s like your brain got hit by a truck and then forgotten about.
"I just bought a new car and I don’t remember where I parked it."
"I told my kid to put on pants and he came out in a sock and a hat."
"I went to the store for eggs and came back with a chicken."
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The brain condition where a dad can’t remember his own name after a kid is born. It’s like your brain got replaced with a bag of chips.
"I told my kid to go to bed and now I can’t find my kid or my bed."
"I tried to cook dinner and ended up eating the microwave."
"I walked into the living room and didn’t remember why I was there."
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When a dad’s brain turns to jelly after a kid is born. It’s like your brain got stolen by a toddler.
"I told my kid to clean his room and now I can’t find my keys or my socks."
"I went to the grocery store for bread and came back with a goat."
"I tried to send a text and my phone turned into a crayon."
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When a dad’s brain is so fried after a kid is born, it can’t even remember what day it is. It’s like your brain got hit by a football and forgot how to think.
"I told my kid to go to bed and now I can’t remember my own name."
"I tried to make coffee and ended up burning the house down."
"I walked into the kitchen and didn’t know why I was there."
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When a dad’s brain turns into a disco after a kid is born. It’s like your brain is dancing and you can’t stop it.
"I told my kid to go to sleep and now I can’t find my pants or my kid."
"I went to the store for milk and came back with a parrot."
"I tried to read a book and my brain started doing the cha-cha."
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When a dad’s brain is so broken after a kid is born, it can’t remember what it’s doing. It’s like your brain got replaced with a toddler.
"I told my kid to go to bed and now I’m in the fridge."
"I went to the store for bread and came back with a kangaroo."
"I tried to cook dinner and now I’m wearing my kid’s socks."
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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