Dadmasker

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A woman who lies to a guy about who the dad is. She’s basically a sneaky cheat who wants money, love, or attention from the wrong guy.
My ex said I was the dad so she could get alimony. I’m still paying for her stupid barista job.
She told her boyfriend I was the dad so she could keep getting free dinners at his restaurant. I was the only one paying.
My sister’s a dadmasker. She’s been getting child support from three different guys for six years.
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A lady who tricks a man into thinking he’s the dad. She’s got a plan, and it’s usually about money or a free meal.
She said I was the dad so I’d pay for her new car. I didn’t even know she had a car.
My friend got conned into thinking he was the dad. Now he’s paying for her and her kid’s new phone.
My cousin’s a dadmasker. She’s been getting free pizza every week for three years.
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A woman who fakes a pregnancy or lies about who the real dad is. She’s got a motive, and it’s usually cash or a better life.
She told me I was the dad so I’d pay for her college. I didn’t even finish high school.
My neighbor’s a dadmasker. She’s been getting child support from two different guys at the same time.
She said I was the dad so I’d help her move. Now I’m stuck with her and her kid for the rest of my life.
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A woman who lies about who the real dad is so she can get money, love, or free stuff. She’s a total fraud.
She said I was the dad so she could get more money. Now I’m paying for her and her new boyfriend.
My friend got stuck with a dadmasker. She’s been getting free groceries for a year.
She told her boyfriend I was the dad so she could get a better apartment. I’m still stuck with the mess.
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A woman who tricks a man into thinking he’s the dad. She’s got a plan, and it’s usually about money or a better life.
She told me I was the dad so she could get a new car. Now I’m paying for her and her new boyfriend.
My cousin’s a dadmasker. She’s been getting free meals every week for two years.
She said I was the dad so I’d help her move. Now I’m stuck with her and her kid for the rest of my life.
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A woman who lies about who the real dad is. She’s after money, love, or just a free meal. She’s a total fake.
She told me I was the dad so I’d pay for her new phone. I didn’t even know she had a phone.
My friend got conned into thinking he was the dad. Now he’s paying for her and her new car.
She said I was the dad so she could get more money. Now I’m stuck with her and her new boyfriend.
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