dadly

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Like when a dad does something so manly it makes you want to cry and hug him, even if he smells like old socks and regret.

My dad fixed the car with a wrench and a prayer. I cried. He laughed.

He yelled at the TV like it was his ex. I felt proud.

He tried to fix my math test with duct tape. It got worse.

Being like a dad, but with no kids to prove it. Just a man who thinks he’s a dad, but no one asked him to be.

He bought a baby bottle and drank from it like it was a trophy.

He tried to play with kids at the park and just sat on the bench.

He told me I was his 'son' even though I’m 13 and he’s 47.

When you try to help someone, but you’re just making things worse. Like a dad who thinks he’s helping, but he’s just being dadly.

I tried to fix my mom’s hair. Now it looks like a tornado hit her.

I tried to help my brother with his homework. Now he’s crying and I’m confused.

I tried to cook dinner. Now the smoke alarm is yelling at me.

Like when a dad does something nice, but it’s just a little bit nice. Like when he buys you a toy, but it’s just a toy.

He gave me a toy dinosaur. It was cute. I was happy. Then I realized it was just a toy.

He brought me ice cream. It was good. But it was just ice cream.

He told me I was the best. It felt good. But it was just a dad thing.