Dadliness

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When you try to help but end up making everything a disaster because you're too clueless to know when to stop.

Dad tried to fix the sink and now the whole kitchen is flooded.

He gave his kid a 'gift' that was just a broken watch from 1998.

He tried to mow the lawn and ended up burning the neighbor's fence.

You're the kind of guy who everyone loves, but no one would miss if you vanished.

He's the guy who always brings cookies to the office but forgets his own birthday.

He's the best at family dinners but no one asks him to come back next year.

He's the reason the family photo always looks good but no one really wants to be in it.

It's the kind of thing that comes after being clean, but before being awesome.

He washed the car, but now he's trying to fix the radio.

He cleaned the house, but now he's arguing with the vacuum.

He washed the dishes, but now he's trying to fix the sink again.

When you do something nice but do it in a way that makes everyone feel like they're being insulted.

He bought his kid a toy but it was just a broken skateboard from 2002.

He told his kid he was proud but it sounded like he was mocking him.

He tried to surprise his kid with a party but it was just him wearing a silly hat.