Dadley

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A guy who looks like a total dad but turns into a power bottom the second he takes his clothes off. It’s like a dad’s dream gone wrong.
"You look like a dad," she said. He smiled. Then he took off his shirt. She cried."
"He’s a dad. He’s got a dad bod. He’s got a dad life. He’s got a dad bottom."
He walked in like a dad. He left like a bottom.
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A fat dude who dates ladies with ugly kids, but hates kids so much he’d murder them with a spatula.
"I love your kids. I hate your kids. I would kill your kids."
He dates a woman with three kids. He tells them he’s coming to visit. They all run away.
He says he loves kids. Then he sees one. He runs.
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A girl who needs love like a kid needs candy. She’s sweet, creative, and cute. She says she’s with you forever. She just doesn’t know how to shut up.
"I love you. I hate you. I love you more."
She said she’d be with him forever. Then she broke up with him the next day.
He asked if she was with him. She said yes. Then she texted his ex.
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