Dadless

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A person who doesn't have a dad. And their dad probably got hit by a bus and turned into a ghost.
My mom said I'm dadless and my dad's in hell. I believe her. He didn't even pay my allowance.
He got a traffic ticket and got run over by a bus. Now he's a ghost. I'm dadless.
My dad died. He got hit by a bus. I'm dadless. I'm also mad.
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It’s a me, Mario, but with more crying and fewer coins.
I tried to beat the level. It was like ‘It’s a me, Mario’ but I failed and cried.
I got hit by a goomba. It was like ‘It’s a me, Mario’ but I was sad.
I beat the level but still cried. It was like ‘It’s a me, Mario’ but with tears.
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A word for someone who’s so dumb they could’ve been hit by a bus and still wouldn’t know what hit them.
My friend is so dumb. He got hit by a bus and still didn’t know what hit him.
I called my brother a dadless idiot. He didn’t even get it.
My dog is dadless. He’s also dumb. He chased a bus and got hit.
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A fancy way to say you’re fatherless and probably never gonna get a dad again.
My mom said I’m fatherless and I might never get a dad again. I believe her.
I got a fancy word for being fatherless. It’s called ‘dadless’ and it’s fancy.
My dad left. Now I’m fatherless and I might never get a dad again.
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