Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A boy who gets picked on for being the worst at everything his dad is good at

My dad can bench press 200 lbs. I tried 20 and cried like a baby.

He can throw a football 50 yards. I threw it 5 and it hit my mom.

He can cook. I burned toast and called it a masterpiece.

2

A boy who is the human version of a failed experiment by his dad

My dad is a genius. I’m a genius who failed the test.

He can run a mile in 5 minutes. I took 10 and still didn’t finish.

He can play the guitar. I tried and it sounded like a cat got hit by a truck.

3

A boy who gets blamed for everything his dad does wrong

My dad lost his job. I got grounded for it.

He broke the neighbor’s window. I had to pay for it.

He ate my lunch. I got yelled at for it.

4

A boy who is so bad at everything his dad is good at it’s like a joke

My dad can do 10 push-ups. I did one and got a stomachache.

He can solve math problems in seconds. I took minutes and still got it wrong.

He can draw. I tried and it looked like a raccoon had a stroke.

5

A boy who is the reason his dad has a headache every day

My dad gets a headache every time I open my mouth.

He can sing. I can scream and it’s like a horror movie.

He can fix things. I broke them and he had to fix them again.

6

A boy who is the opposite of his dad in every possible way

My dad is tall. I’m short and I don’t care.

He’s smart. I’m not and I’m proud of it.

He’s athletic. I sit on the couch and eat chips.