Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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a dadkabob is a loudmouth who talks too much and nobody likes

My dadkabob keeps telling me about his bad day at work like it's the end of the world.

At the park, my dadkabob yelled at a squirrel for eating his chips.

He texted me at 2 a. m. to say his coffee was ‘not good enough’.

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a dadkabob is a man who thinks he’s the best at everything and he’s not

He said he can beat anyone in a dance-off, even though he can’t even do the cha-cha.

He told my mom he’s better than my uncle at video games, and he’s not.

He tried to fix the TV and now it doesn’t work and he’s mad.

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a dadkabob is the worst kind of person who makes your life worse

He keeps telling me he’s going to be rich someday, but he still uses the same old phone.

He drives me crazy by talking about his job like it’s the most important thing ever.

He said he’s going to retire early, but he’s still working 60 hours a week.

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a dadkabob is someone who yells at everything and everyone

He yelled at the mailman for not bringing the right mail.

He screamed at the dog for barking at him.

He shouted at the microwave for not popping his popcorn properly.

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a dadkabob is a guy who thinks he’s cool but nobody else does

He wears the same shirt every day and thinks it’s ‘fashion.’

He says he’s the king of the street, but no one agrees.

He tried to do a cool dance and failed, but still thinks he’s awesome.

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a dadkabob is someone who talks nonsense and no one understands it

He told me he’s inventing a new kind of pizza that’s ‘spicy magic.’

He said he’s going to be a superhero named ‘The Great Dad.’

He claims he can read minds, but he only knows what I told him.