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A punishment dat Mom makes her husband give to a kid who either won't behave or needs a lesson from a man, because Mom can't handle it herself and thinks a guy might make it hurt more.

My dad had to adjust my brother's math grade because I kept screaming in class.

Dad had to adjust my sister's allowance because she kept stealing my snacks.

Dad had to adjust my cousin's bedtime because he wouldn't stop talking during dinner.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When Mom makes her husband tweak a kid's life because she can't fix it herself and thinks a man might do it better or just do it harder.

Dad had to adjust my little brother's homework because he kept drawing on the walls.

Dad had to adjust my sister's chores because she wouldn't stop talking back.

Dad had to adjust my cousin's curfew because he was out until 2 a. m.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A special kind of tweak Mom makes her husband do to a kid because she can't handle it and thinks a guy might make it more painful and effective.

Dad had to adjust my brother's report card because he wouldn't stop throwing food.

Dad had to adjust my sister's screen time because she kept watching too much TikTok.

Dad had to adjust my cousin's allowance because he kept buying candy instead of doing his homework.

by Slangipedia 5d ago