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When your penis gets chewed like a soggy hot dog and your balls get beaten like a fat kid in gym class.

My dadjob was so bad I had to take painkillers just to walk.

My coworker bit my cock like it was a piece of jerky.

I got a dadjob at the mall and my nuts were sore for a week.

When some guy grabs your junk and starts wrestling it like it's a bar fight.

I got a dadjob from my boss and now I walk like a hunchback.

My dadjob was so rough I got a black eye and a bruised ego.

My dadjob was like a cockfight, and I lost.

When your nuts get squeezed like a lemon and your cock gets bitten like a stolen sandwich.

My dadjob was so bad I had to take a sick day just to recover.

I got a dadjob from my sister and now I'm sore from head to toe.

My dadjob was like being tortured by a group of raccoons.