dadjacker

My dad's face when I told him I was a dadjacker. He said, 'You're gonna be a dadjacker? I'm still a dad!'

I called my uncle a dadjacker because he jacked off my dad in front of me.

My little brother texts me: 'Dadjacker alert! Dad's about to cry.'

My dadjacker cousin took my dad's lunch money and bought a pizza. He said, 'This is a dadjacker special.'

My brother texts me: 'Dad's lunch is gone. He's gonna die. I'm a dadjacker.'

At school, my friend said, 'I'm a dadjacker because I took my dad's lunch and ate it in front of him.'

My dad's face looked like a sad hot dog when I told him I was a dadjacker.

My dadjacker cousin made my dad cry by telling him he was a bad dad.

I texted my dad: 'I'm a dadjacker. You're a sad hot dog.' He replied, 'You're a sad hot dog too.'

My dadjacker brother stole my dad's dignity and used it to win a talent show.

My dad said, 'You're a dadjacker! You took my dignity and used it for your glory!'

My dadjacker friend took my dad's dignity and wore it like a crown.

My dadjacker brother made my dad's face look like a sad hot dog and stole his dignity.

My dad said, 'You're a dadjacker! You made my face look like a sad hot dog and stole my dignity!'

I told my dad I was a dadjacker because I made his face look like a sad hot dog and stole his dignity.

My dadjacker cousin jacked off my dad and made him cry.

I told my dad I was a dadjacker because I jacked off him and made him cry.

My dadjacker brother jacked off my dad and said, 'This is the best dadjacking ever.'