Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A man who only eats food cooked by his partner and calls it a ‘favor’ even when it’s burnt to a crisp.

'I don’t eat anything else. It’s not a meal, it’s a miracle.'

'You cooked this? I’m not even sure it’s food anymore.'

'I’m not eating that. I’m saving my stomach for the next time you cook.'

2

A guy who thinks his partner’s cooking is the only thing worth eating and calls everything else ‘disgusting’.

'This is the best meal I’ve ever had. The rest of them are trash.'

'I only eat what she cooks. The rest is just sad.'

'I don’t eat anything else. It’s not food, it’s a crime.'

3

A man who eats only what his partner makes and acts like it’s the most amazing thing ever, even when it’s just toast.

'This toast is the best thing I’ve ever had in my life.'

'I eat nothing else. It’s the only food I trust.'

'I only eat what she makes. It’s like a food miracle.'

4

A man who only eats food made by his partner and yells about it when he gets a bad meal.

'This is the worst meal I’ve ever had. It’s a disaster.'

'I only eat what she makes. This is like punishment.'

'I’m not eating this. It’s like eating bricks.'

5

A man who eats only what his partner cooks and calls it a ‘gift’ even when it’s just burnt toast.

'This toast is a gift from heaven.'

'I only eat what she makes. It’s the best thing ever.'

'She cooked this? It’s like magic.'

6

A guy who thinks only his partner’s food is edible and yells at anyone who brings him a sandwich.

'This sandwich is a crime against food.'

'I only eat what she makes. Everything else is trash.'

'I don’t eat anything else. It’s like a food curse.'