dadiversary

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The day you officially became a dad. It’s usually when your first kid was born. But if you’re lucky, it’s not the same day you got your first tattoo.

My dadiversary is the same day I got my first tattoo. I looked like a prison escapee.

I had my dadiversary on my birthday. I forgot it was my birthday until my kid cried for 20 minutes.

My dadiversary was the day my kid vomited on my shoes. I didn’t care. I was a dad.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The day you signed up for the dad life. It’s usually when your kid was born. Sometimes it’s when you realized you can’t live without a kid anymore.

My dadiversary was the day I signed my kid’s birth certificate. I didn’t know what that was.

I had my dadiversary when my kid started screaming at 3 a. m. I’m still not over it.

My dadiversary was the day I realized I’d never sleep again. I was right.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The day you became a dad. It’s usually your kid’s birthday. But if your kid is a brat, it’s the day you decided to take them to the mall and buy them a toy.

My dadiversary was on my kid’s birthday. I forgot it was my birthday. I got a toy for myself.

I had my dadiversary on my kid’s birthday. I got a toy and a coupon for pizza.

My dadiversary was the day I took my kid to the mall. I got a toy and a coupon for pizza. I felt like a dad.

by Slangipedia 5d ago