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A dad who acts like he’s the king of the world but also likes to torture people for no good reason.
My dad called me a ‘fart-scented disgrace’ for spilling juice on the carpet.
He made me eat a whole plate of spaghetti with no sauce because I said ‘I hate math’.
He yelled at the TV for 10 minutes because the remote fell on the floor.
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A guy who treats his kids like they’re his personal slaves and also thinks he’s the most important person on Earth.
He told me I was ‘disgracing my family’ for wearing mismatched socks.
He made me clean my room for a week because I forgot to bring him coffee.
He screamed at the mailman because he brought the wrong paper.
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