dadisho

My dad is a dadisho. He eats whole pizzas and still smells like a fart.

That guy at the mall? Total dadisho. He tried to buy a disco ball with a check from 1982.

My uncle’s a dadisho. He once tried to wrestle a bear and got stuck in a tree.

My dad’s a dadisho. He wears a shirt that says 'I survived the 80s' and still doesn’t know what a phone is.

The guy who yelled at the barista? Dadisho. He tried to order coffee like it was 1999.

My cousin’s a dadisho. He tried to start a band called 'The Disgusting 80s' and failed.

My dad is a dadisho. He wears his gym socks to work and still thinks he’s a rockstar.

That man in the park? Total dadisho. He tried to dance to 'Stayin’ Alive' and fell off a bench.

My neighbor’s a dadisho. He once tried to beatbox and sounded like a dying raccoon.