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When a Dad is so happy with how his kid did that he might actually smile and not throw a couch at the wall.

My kid passed math with a B+ and I almost hugged him. I’m gonna pretend I didn’t throw a couch at the wall.

He built a robot that worked. I’m not gonna say I was proud. I’m gonna say I was slightly less angry.

She got into college and I didn’t yell. That’s a win.

When a Dad is so pleased with his kid's success he might actually stop eating pizza for a day.

My kid won a spelling bee and I didn’t eat pizza for a whole day. That’s a big deal.

He got a perfect score and I almost gave up my pizza habit. I’m still trying to get it back.

She got a job and I didn’t eat pizza. I think I’m gonna die.

When a Dad is so happy with his kid that he might actually stop yelling at the TV.

My kid did well on a test and I didn’t yell at the TV. That’s a miracle.

He finished his homework and I actually turned off the TV. I’m scared.

She got a good grade and I stopped yelling at the TV. I think I’m losing my mind.

When a Dad is so pleased with his kid that he might actually say something that isn’t profane.

My kid passed the exam and I said ‘Good job’ instead of ‘Why didn’t you study?’ That’s a win.

He got a scholarship and I said ‘That’s cool’ instead of ‘What did you do?’ I’m scared.

She got into a good school and I said ‘Nice’ instead of ‘What’s wrong with you?’ I’m gonna die.

When a Dad is so happy with his kid that he might actually let them live with their mistakes.

My kid failed a test and I let him live with it. That’s a new record.

He spilled pizza on the floor and I didn’t yell. I think I’m dying.

She got a bad grade and I said ‘Okay’ instead of ‘What did you do?’ I’m gonna cry.

When a Dad is so pleased with his kid that he might actually stop making threats.

My kid did well and I didn’t threaten to throw him out the window. That’s a miracle.

He got a good grade and I didn’t say I’d kill him. I’m scared.

She got into a good school and I didn’t say I’d kill her. I’m gonna die.