dadiri

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the guy who smells like he rolled in a dumpster and still managed to build a house with no tools and will kick your ass if you say the wrong thing.

I told him I liked the new album and he kicked me out the door.

He said my pizza was trash and threw the whole box at me.

He asked me if I was related to a rat and I said no and he hit me with a broom.

your dad’s best friend who thinks he’s a king and smells like he bathed in old socks and will throw you through a wall if you say the wrong thing.

He said my hair was ugly and threw me through the garage door.

I told him I didn’t like his music and he threw me out the window.

He asked me if I was a dog and I said no and he threw me into the pool.

the man who smells like a sewer and can build a house in one day and will punch you in the face if you say the wrong thing.

I said his music was bad and he punched me in the nose.

He said my math was wrong and hit me with a hammer.

He asked me if I was a rat and I said no and he kicked me in the gut.