Dadir

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The guy who looks like your brother but smells like a sewer and talks like he just got out of jail.
Dadir just walked in and I almost threw up. He smells like old socks and regret.
Amaar's brother showed up and started yelling about a sandwich from 2012.
Dadir walked into the class and the teacher said, 'We’re going outside.'
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Amaar's brother is like a raccoon who also curses and eats your lunch.
Dadir took my lunch and said, 'This is a daily ritual.'
He came in and said, 'I'm here to fight,' and I said, 'I didn't bring a sandwich.'
Dadir ran into the store and stole a pizza. No one stopped him.
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Amaar's brother is the human version of a swear jar, and he never stops talking.
Dadir started talking and I lost my mind. He never stops.
He walked in and said, 'I'm here to swear and take your seat.'
Dadir walked in and said, 'You’re all weak,' and I said, 'No, you’re just loud.'
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Amaar's brother is like your worst enemy but also your cousin.
Dadir showed up and said, 'I'm here to ruin your day.'
He walked in and started fighting with Amaar. I didn't even know they were related.
Dadir said, 'I'm your cousin, and I hate you.' And I believed him.
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Amaar's brother is the guy who always shows up when you don’t want him to and says stupid things.
Dadir walked in and said, 'I’m here for the chaos.'
He showed up in the middle of my test and said, 'I’m taking over.'
Dadir came in and said, 'You’re all fake.' And I said, 'No, you’re just real.'
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Amaar's brother is like a bad smell that also likes to fight.
Dadir walked in, and I could smell him before I saw him.
He started a fight over a pencil and I lost my pencil.
Dadir said, 'I’m here to fight and stink up the room.' And he did both.
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