Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A dad who takes his dad duties way too seriously. He feeds you junk food, lets you watch stupid shows, and lies to you about why he’s always drunk.

Dad: 'I didn't eat three pizzas. I just had a snack.'

Dad: 'I'm not sleeping. I'm just taking a short nap.'

Dad: 'That’s not a lie. That’s a dad truth.'

2

The guy who thinks he’s a rock star, but he’s just a regular guy who lucked out. He’s got girls chasing him, but he’s too full of himself to notice.

Dade: 'I’m not arrogant. I’m just confident.'

Girl: 'He’s so cute, but he’s a total show-off.'

Dade: 'I don’t have one-nighters. I have long-term relationships. Just not long enough.'

3

A place in Florida that’s famous for being the spot where everything goes wrong. It’s also where people from Florida live.

'This song is going down in Dade, and I’m not even mad about it.'

Dade: 'I’m from Dade, and I’m not even bragging.'

Dade: 'If you don’t know Dade, you’re not from Florida.'

4

The guy who’s always there for you. He’s got a great sense of humor, and he’s the kind of guy who can make you laugh even when you’re sad.

Dade: 'You’re my best friend. I’ll never let you down.'

Dade: 'I’m not awkward. I’m just not trying to impress you.'

Dade: 'I’m cute, but I’m not showing it off.'

5

The guy who has more girlfriends than a grocery store has snacks. He’s always surrounded by girls who want him.

Dade: 'I don’t have hoes. I have relationships.'

Girl: 'He’s got more hoes than I have snacks.'

Dade: 'I don’t need a harem. I just need a snack.'

6

A place in Florida, and also the name of a guy who’s got more swagger than a cat who just stole your snack.

Dade: 'I’m not a county. I’m a guy.'

Dade: 'I’m from Dade, and that’s not a coincidence.'

Dade: 'I’m a county and a guy. That’s just who I am.'

7

The guy who’s got the best hair, the best smile, and the best attitude. He’s a ginger, and he knows it.

Dade: 'I’m not a ginger. I’m a fire hazard.'

Girl: 'He’s the hottest ginger I’ve ever seen.'

Dade: 'I’m not just a ginger. I’m a legend.'