dadify

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When a man becomes a human version of a broken toaster, he’s just stuck looking after kids and can’t do anything right anymore.
My dad tried to fix the Wi-Fi and now he’s just yelling at my brother.
He spends more time changing diapers than playing video games.
He tried to text me and just wrote 'hi' with a period.
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Taking something cool and turning it into something so boring it makes your grandma sigh.
He dadified my birthday party by bringing a juice box and a fanny pack.
He turned a cool meme into a sad dad joke about tacos.
He dadified my Fortnite game by eating pizza and yelling 'I’m gonna win!'.
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