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When a girl named Madi is daddy, she's like a messed-up candy bar, sweet, silly, and you'd be an idiot not to hang on to her.

Dad: 'Madi just made me eat a whole bag of chips.'

Madi: 'I'm daddy now, and I'm not afraid to use my powers of being annoying.'

Text from Madi: 'I'm daddy and I'm hungry. Bring me pizza or I'll cry.'

Madi being daddy is like being trapped in a clown car, you know it's going to be loud and messy, but you still ride along.

Madi: 'I'm daddy now, and I'm taking you to the circus.'

DM: 'Dad, I'm daddy and I brought my friends. You're gonna die.'

Text: 'Madi just turned my house into a carnival. I'm not happy.'

When Madi is daddy, she's like a hyperactive raccoon, she's all over the place, and you're just trying to survive.

Madi: 'I'm daddy and I'm stealing your snacks.'

Text: 'Dad, I'm daddy and I'm climbing the walls.'

DM: 'Madi just turned my room into a raccoon nest. I'm not leaving.'

Madi being daddy is like getting a free ticket to chaos, you know it's going to be wild, but you're still going.

Text: 'Dad, I'm daddy and I brought a tornado with me.'

Madi: 'I'm daddy, and I'm not done yet.'

DM: 'Madi is daddy and she's eating my homework.'

When Madi is daddy, she's like a toddler with a superpower, you're stuck with her, and you're gonna be tired.

Madi: 'I'm daddy and I'm going to make you dance.'

Text: 'Dad, I'm daddy and I'm stealing your shoes.'

DM: 'Madi is daddy and she won't stop singing.'

Madi being daddy is like being in a wrestling match with a glitter bomb, it's messy, it's loud, and you're going to be covered in glitter.

Text: 'Dad, I'm daddy and I'm throwing glitter everywhere.'

Madi: 'I'm daddy and I'm not letting you go.'

DM: 'Madi is daddy and she just exploded with glitter.'