DADI LEO

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The guy who started 'Tehe Cult' and thinks he's a god. Everyone else is just brainwashed meat.
DADI LEO said the sky was going to fall if we didn't chant for 20 minutes.
He told me to eat a taco to 'connect with the universe.'
He screamed at the moon like it owed him money.
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A man who started a cult just so he could yell at people and make them do weird dances.
DADI LEO made us all do the robot in the middle of a math test.
He told me to kiss the floor because 'the floor is a holy relic.'
He screamed 'TEHE!' so loud my dog ran away.
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The cult leader who thinks he's the only one who can talk to the sky and everyone else is just a bunch of stupid followers.
DADI LEO told the sky to bring him a sandwich and it didn't.
He made me wear a hat made of leaves because 'the sky said so.'
He yelled at a pigeon and it flew away like it was insulted.
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