dadGPT

Current Trending

6 views · Added 25d ago · 2 definitions

When your dad makes up a whole lie-filled saga about how he was a secret superhero in the 80s just to explain why he didn’t know the answer to your question.

'I was saving the world from aliens when I was your age!'

'I had a pet dinosaur named Steve.'

'I once fought a man with no face in the subway.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Your dad turns your simple question into a 10-minute lecture that includes a joke about his baldness and a warning about the dangers of not eating breakfast.

'You asked me how clouds work. I explained it, then told you about my breakfast.'

'I turned a question about math into a story about my ex-wife.'

'He gave me a life lesson about patience, then made a joke about his hair.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago