dadgey

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A guy who’s kinda cool but still smells like old pizza and regret.

Dadgey came over and ate my snack. He also cried about his ex.

He texted me at 2 AM about his dead goldfish.

He tried to teach me how to cook. It looked like a fire hazard.

A guy who laughs at your jokes but still thinks he’s the funniest person alive.

Dadgey said my joke was 'okay' but then he told a joke about his mom’s cat.

He laughed so hard he spilled his coffee on me.

He called me 'buddy' five times in one conversation.

A guy who’s got your back… until he takes your last chip and says he’s 'saving it for later.'

Dadgey took my chip and said it was 'his chip now.'

He helped me cheat on my test, then snitched on me.

He promised he’d stop eating my snacks… and then he ate my entire lunch.