dadget

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Stuff Dads collect because they’re cheap, lazy, and think a $500 remote control is a godsend. A dadget is just a gadget that rhymes with ‘gadget’ but smells like old pizza.
My dad got a smartwatch for Christmas. It does nothing but tell me I’m dying.
He bought a robot vacuum. It’s just a toy that cries when it hits the wall.
He paid $200 for a coffee maker. It makes coffee. That’s it.
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Useless junk you get your dad for Father’s Day because you feel bad. It’s like giving a drunk man a wine bottle and calling it a gift.
I got him a drone. He flew it once. Then it fell into the lake.
He got a smart fridge. It tells him the milk is gone. He doesn’t care.
He got a massage chair. It massaged him once. Now it just stares at him.
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