Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The guy who makes sure everyone does nothing but complain about it

He sat there like a fat kid on a candy bar, doing nothing but moaning about the mess.

He took the blame for the fire, then blamed the fire for the mess.

He said 'I’m just here to watch' like it was a job title.

2

A man who sits in a chair and tells everyone else they’re stupid

He called my report 'a bunch of nonsense' and then forgot to read it.

He yelled at the coffee machine like it was a student.

He said 'I didn’t sign up for this' then signed his name on ten forms.

3

The person who thinks they’re important but no one else does

He took a bow for the fire, then left before the smoke cleared.

He claimed credit for the cake, then blamed the cake for the mess.

He acted like the hero, then hid in the closet when the chaos hit.

4

A man who gives orders but can’t follow them

He told me to clean the floor, then threw a sock at me.

He said 'I’ll handle it' and then fell asleep on the desk.

He ordered a pizza, then got mad when it arrived.

5

The guy who talks too much and still doesn’t know what’s going on

He explained the fire like it was a movie, then cried about the popcorn.

He gave a ten-minute speech on the cake, then spilled it.

He talked about the mess like it was a big deal, then left.

6

A man who thinks he’s the main character but everyone else is just extras

He took the spotlight like it was a throne, then tripped over the carpet.

He gave a dramatic speech about the fire, then ran out of the room.

He acted like the cake was his friend, then ate it all.