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Your dad cuts in the middle of your cool moment like he’s the main character of your life.

I was about to beat my high score when my dad said, 'You gonna play that game all day?'

I was telling my friend about my crush when my dad blurted out, 'You should date your mom.'

I was halfway through my pizza when my dad asked, 'Why don’t you eat like a normal person?'

Your dad decides your life is boring and he has to fix it by talking over you.

I was explaining my theory about aliens when my dad said, 'You think aliens are real? I had a neighbor who claimed that.'

I was about to finish my math problem when my dad said, 'Let me show you how it’s done.'

I was trying to be quiet so I could watch my favorite show when my dad yelled, 'What’s going on in there?'

Your dad shows up like a superhero to save you from silence, but he just makes it worse.

I was sitting in my room, listening to music, when my dad came in and said, 'You gonna sit there all day?'

I was trying to focus on my homework when my dad said, 'Let me help you with that.'

I was about to say something cool when my dad said, 'You’re gonna talk?'

Your dad ruins your best moment just because he thinks he’s the best person in the room.

I was about to say something epic when my dad said, 'You think you’re cool? I was cool before you were born.'

I was halfway through my speech when my dad said, 'Let me tell you how to give a speech.'

I was about to win my game when my dad said, 'I used to beat people like you when I was your age.'

Your dad doesn’t know when to shut up, so he just talks over you like you’re not there.

I was trying to tell my friend about my day when my dad said, 'You think you’re the only one with a life?'

I was about to finish my snack when my dad said, 'You eat like a kid.'

I was about to say something funny when my dad said, 'I’ve heard funnier jokes.'