dadert

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A silly thing you say when you realize you just made a total idiot out of yourself.
'Dadert!' I said, right after I told my boss I had a pet llama at work.
'Dadert!' he yelled when he saw his mom wearing a sock on her head.
'Dadert!' I whispered when I tripped over my own shoelace in front of the whole class.
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A loud, stupid noise you make when you know you messed up big time.
'Dadert!' I screamed when I accidentally texted my mom a photo of my breakfast instead of my boss.
'Dadert!' my brother yelled after he ate my homework.
'Dadert!' I shouted when I tried to whisper my crush’s name in the lunchroom.
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A word you shout when you think you’re cool, but you’re actually a total dork.
'Dadert!' I said, thinking I was being cool, but I just walked into a wall.
'Dadert!' she yelled after she tried to kiss her friend’s dog.
'Dadert!' he said when he tried to juggle eggs and dropped them all on the floor.
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A stupid thing you say when you realize you just made a total mess of everything.
'Dadert!' I yelled when I spilled my cereal all over my keyboard.
'Dadert!' he said when he tried to play the piano with his feet and failed.
'Dadert!' she whispered after she told the teacher her cat had a PhD.
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A loud, embarrassing thing you say when you know you just looked like a total idiot.
'Dadert!' I screamed after I wore my pants inside out to school.
'Dadert!' she said when she tried to sing in the shower and it was terrible.
'Dadert!' he shouted when he tried to do a backflip and face-planted into a trash can.
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