Dadee

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Dadee is a freakin’ one-of-a-kind man who acts like he’s the king of the world. He’s friendly until you mess with him, then he turns into a total ass. He’s got a ton of hot girls chasing him because he’s got that cool, smug vibe.
Dadee, you’re the best friend ever… until you forget my birthday. Then you’re the worst.
Dadee just walked into the bar and all the girls turned their heads. I was jealous.
Dadee: 'I only sleep with people who respect me.' Me: 'You respect me? I’ve seen you sleep on the floor.'
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Dadee is a county in Florida, but it's also a cool name that sounds like a gangster. People say things like 'It’s going down in Dade' and it makes no sense but it still sounds cool.
'I’m from Dade!' 'That’s where the wild stuff happens!' 'You just said wild stuff like it was a real thing.'
'I’m going to Dade.' 'Why?' 'Because I heard it’s where the cool stuff happens.'
'Dade is where the magic happens.' 'You just said magic like it was real.'
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Dadee is the best friend you could ever have. He’s hilarious and always makes you laugh, even when life is a total mess. He’s cute, sensitive, and will never let you down.
Dadee just told a joke that made me laugh so hard I cried. I’m not even sure why.
I was sad and Dadee made me smile. I’m not even sure how.
Dadee: 'I’m sensitive.' Me: 'You’re also kinda weird.'
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Dadee is a guy with more hoes than a farmer has cows. He’s got a never-ending supply of one-night stands and he loves it.
Dadee just left a club with five girls. I asked him where he was going. He said, 'Home.'
Dadee: 'I’ve got more hoes than a farmer has potatoes.' Me: 'You’ve got more hoes than a farmer has sense.'
Dadee just got a text from a girl he met last night. I said, 'You’re like a machine.' He said, 'I’m a guy with hoes.'
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Dadee is a county in Florida and also the name of a total legend. It’s like the county and the guy both have the same cool vibe.
'I’m from Dade.' 'That’s cool. Are you a county or a guy?' 'Both.'
'Dade is a county.' 'And it’s also the name of the coolest guy ever.'
'Dade is a county, and also a guy.' 'So you’re saying you’re both?' 'Yes, I am.'
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Dadee is the hottest ginger ever. He looks like he just stepped out of a commercial and he knows it.
Dadee walked into the room and all the girls turned their heads. I was like, 'He’s hot.'
Dadee: 'I’m a ginger.' Me: 'I knew that. I just didn’t know you were that cool.'
Dadee just got a compliment about his hair. He said, 'I know.' I said, 'You always do.'
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Dadee is a county in Florida, but online, it’s like a total hood. It’s where the most bad-ass people rule the streets and they don’t mess around.
'Dade is a county.' 'But online, it’s the hood.' 'So you’re saying you’re from a hood?' 'Yes, and it’s cool.'
'Dade is the hood.' 'So you’re the king of the hood?' 'I’m the king, and I rule the streets.'
'Dade is a county.' 'And it’s also a hood.' 'So you’re saying it’s both?' 'Yes, and I like it.'
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