daddytempest

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a nigga so good at not missing, he’s like a bullet that’s already hit the target before it leaves the gun
Yo, that nigga’s a daddytempest. He don’t miss, even when he’s drunk and the target is moving.
I tried to miss, but I’m a daddytempest. I just can’t help it.
That nigga’s a daddytempest. He’s like a robot programmed to never miss.
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a mf who’s so good at not missing, he’s like a laser beam that’s also got a job at the gym
That nigga’s a daddytempest. I tried to miss, but I just failed harder.
He’s a daddytempest. No matter how hard he tries, he can’t miss. It’s like it’s in his DNA.
That mf’s a daddytempest. He don’t miss. He don’t even try to miss.
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a nigga who’s so good at not missing, he’s like a superhero with a curse of perfection
That nigga’s a daddytempest. I tried to miss, but I just got cursed with perfection.
He’s a daddytempest. He can’t miss. It’s like the universe is against me.
That mf’s a daddytempest. He’s got a curse. He can’t miss no matter what.
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