daddys stick

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A whiffle ball bat stuffed with dirt and rage. It’s like a punishment from hell.

My dad's stick hit me so hard I thought my bones were gonna pop out.

He filled it with sand and said, 'This is your new best friend.'

I cried for 10 minutes after he used it on me during math homework.

A bat so heavy it could knock a grown man off his feet. It's like a meatball in a sock.

He swung it at me like I was a pesky mosquito.

I ran out of the room screaming, 'I'll never touch a whiffle ball again!'

He said it was 'the final warning' before I got grounded for life.

A bat so full of sand, it could dig you a hole in the backyard. It’s the worst thing ever.

He used it on me so hard, my hair stood up like a chicken on a fence.

I got a black eye and a bruise that looked like a fried egg.

He said it was 'love' and 'care' and 'responsibility' all wrapped into one.