Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the card your dad uses to buy stuff he doesn't need

Dad bought a new car with his plastic. Now he's stuck with it.

My dad used his plastic to buy a pizza for his friend. I got nothing.

He used his plastic to buy a pet iguana. I have to feed it now.

2

the credit card your dad uses to skip paying you

He used his plastic instead of giving me my allowance.

He charged a video game on his plastic and said he'd pay me back later. He never did.

He bought a new phone with his plastic and forgot about my birthday.

3

the card that lets your dad live like a king while you suffer

He bought a new house with his plastic and I got stuck with the old one.

He used his plastic to buy a giant TV and I had to watch it from the couch.

He used his plastic to buy a vacation and I had to stay home and do chores.

4

the card your dad uses to avoid paying for anything

He used his plastic to buy a new suit and left me with the bill.

He used his plastic to rent a movie and forgot to tell me.

He charged a whole meal on his plastic and I had to eat leftovers.

5

the card that makes your dad feel rich when he's not

He used his plastic to buy a car and now he can't afford gas.

He used his plastic to buy a watch and it broke the next day.

He used his plastic to buy a concert ticket and got stuck in traffic.

6

the card your dad uses to live a lie

He told me he was rich, but his plastic was maxed out.

He used his plastic to buy a new phone and forgot he had a broken one.

He said he was going on a trip, but his plastic was already in debt.