daddy's house

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The place you run to when the cops are coming or when you’re too high to tell your mom where you are.
I’m at daddy’s house because the cops are coming and I’m still high from last night’s bong hit.
Daddy’s house is my hideout when I’m lying about being at the mall.
I told my mom I was at the library, but I’m actually at daddy’s house eating pizza and watching cartoons.
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The main man of the house, usually a Bernard, who lets you eat all the snacks and doesn’t care if you fail math.
Bernard is the daddy of the house, and he lets me eat all the snacks even when I fail math.
My daddy’s house is run by a Bernard who lets me stay up until 3 a. m.
Bernard is the main man, and he lets me skip school because he thinks I’m a genius.
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The ultimate DJ, spinning the best tracks, making the whole dance floor go crazy. The beat is on, and you’re stuck in the middle of it.
That DJ is the daddy of the dance floor, and I’m stuck in the middle of the crowd.
The beat is on, and the daddy of the dance floor is making everyone lose their minds.
That DJ is playing the best beats, and I can’t stop dancing even though I’m tired.
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Big Daddy is the legend of Waffle House. He’s the reason you’re still eating there. He’s so big, he should be the mascot and get the N-word pass for being iconic.
Big Daddy is the reason I still eat at Waffle House even though I have a job now.
Big Daddy is the icon of Waffle House, and he should be the mascot. He’s that good.
Big Daddy is the N-word pass legend and the reason I still go to Waffle House every day.
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