daddy's girl republican

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A girl who only likes republicans because her dad is one and he probably still smells like old cigars.

My dad said if I don't vote republican, I can't go to prom.

She cried when her dad got a divorce from a democrat.

Her dad promised her a new phone if she voted for him.

A woman who is a republican just because her dad was one and she still thinks he’s the best man alive, even though he once tried to vote for a goat.

She says her dad is the only good man in the whole country.

Her dad ran for office and she wore his campaign shirt to school.

She won’t talk to her mom because her mom is a democrat.

A girl who is a republican because her dad is one, and she probably still believes he can beat up anyone who disagrees with him.

She told her friends her dad can bench-press a donkey.

She said her dad once fought a cop over a traffic ticket.

She claims her dad can turn back time with a single eye-roll.