daddy's drawer

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Daddy's drawer is the place where all the bad stuff lives. It's the last place you want to look, and the first place you run from when you see it.

My dad's drawer had a glitter wig and a bottle of rum. I cried for a week.

I opened the drawer and found a bag of weed and a receipt for a shemale show. My life is over.

My dad’s drawer had a fake mustache and a divorce letter. I’m now a ghost.

Daddy's drawer is like a cursed box. You don’t want to open it, but you do. And you regret it forever.

I opened the drawer and found a pink bra and a map to a gay bar. My dad’s a spy.

The drawer had a porn magazine and a hat. I now live in shame.

I looked inside and found a wig, a bottle of wine, and a note that said, ‘Don’t tell your mom.’

Daddy's drawer is the worst thing ever. It’s where he hides all his weird stuff. You never look in it. You never will.

I found a glitter wig, a bottle of alcohol, and a receipt for a drag show. My soul is dead.

The drawer had a fake beard and a letter from a guy named Steve. My dad’s life is a mess.

I opened it and saw a wig, a bottle of tequila, and a sign that said, ‘Don’t look here.’

Daddy's drawer is like a trap. You open it, you see weird stuff, and you're doomed for life.

I opened it and found a wig, a bottle of wine, and a note that said, ‘Don’t tell your mom.’

There was a glitter wig, a receipt for a shemale show, and a hat. I’m now a ghost.

I saw a fake mustache, a bottle of rum, and a letter from a guy named Steve. My life is a disaster.

Daddy's drawer is the place where all the bad stuff lives. It’s the last place you want to look, and the first place you run from when you see it.

I looked inside and found a wig, a bottle of wine, and a receipt for a shemale show. My life is ruined.

The drawer had a glitter wig, a hat, and a note that said, ‘Don’t tell your mom.’

I saw a fake mustache, a bottle of rum, and a letter from a guy named Steve. I’m now a ghost.

Daddy's drawer is like a cursed box. You don’t want to open it, but you do. And you regret it forever.

I found a wig, a bottle of tequila, and a receipt for a drag show. My life is over.

There was a glitter wig, a hat, and a letter from a guy named Steve. I now live in shame.

The drawer had a fake beard, a bottle of wine, and a note that said, ‘Don’t tell your mom.’