daddys day out

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Daddys day out is when dad goes wild and you better hide or he’ll tear the house apart. No mercy. No hiding places. Just pure chaos.

I was eating cereal at 10 am and heard the door slam. Dad was home early. I hid under the bed. He found me. Game over.

My sister tried to sneak out for pizza. Dad saw her. He threw a couch at her. Game over.

I was on the phone with my friend when dad walked in. He screamed. I dropped my phone. Game over.

Daddys day out is when dad comes home and it’s like a warzone. You run. You hide. You pray. You lose.

I was watching TV when dad walked in. He yelled. I ran. I hid. I lost.

I tried to text my friend. Dad saw my phone. He threw a shoe. I lost.

I was eating ice cream. Dad came in. He yelled. I dropped my ice cream. I lost.

Daddys day out is the worst day of your life. Dad is mad. He is loud. He is coming for you. Run.

I was on the computer. Dad walked in. He yelled. I shut the laptop. I ran. I lost.

I was trying to draw. Dad walked in. He screamed. I dropped my pencil. I lost.

I was eating chips. Dad came in. He yelled. I dropped my chips. I lost.