Daddy's Cup

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When your dad promises he'll only have one drink but ends up drinking the whole bottle like it's his last meal. That's Daddy's Cup.

Dad: 'I swear I'll only have one.' 30 minutes later: 'I think I'm gonna die.'

He drank the whole bottle and now he's singing 'Happy Birthday' to himself.

He drank so much he tried to balance on the fridge like it was a bar.

When you drink straight from the bottle because you're too lazy to use a cup and you're too wasted to care.

I drank the whole bottle while wearing pajamas and watching cat videos.

I drank from the bottle because my cup was in the dishwasher and I was too drunk to move.

I drank from the bottle and then fell asleep on the couch.