daddy's boy

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A kid who gets everything easy because their dad is a cash machine and doesn't care if they fail at life.
My dad bought me a Lamborghini for my birthday. I got a D in math.
He gave me $1000 for a pizza. I ate it in one night.
He paid my fines for getting caught sneaking out of the house.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A kid who thinks their dad is the best person ever and would rather hang with him than their mom or her friends. They carry that around into adulthood like a bad tattoo.
My dad took me to the game. My mom took me to the mall. I picked the game.
He lets me skip school. My mom makes me go.
He buys me snacks. My mom makes me do chores.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A gay thing where a grown man acts like a tough older guy and a younger guy is his obedient little pup. They might even play dress-up and spank each other.
Dad: 'You're grounded for saying your teacher is ugly.' Boy: 'Yes, sir.'
He let him wear his old clothes and called him 'my little lamb.'
They did a whole thing where he spanked him for eating the last pizza.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A kid who looks like their dad's younger version or a guy who's too young to be a dad.
He looks like his dad but with fewer wrinkles and more energy.
He had a kid and looked like he just woke up from a nap.
He looks like he could be a twin to his dad.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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These three hypebeasts, Josh, Nathan, and Matthew, are god’s favorites. They got powers from the original kings and are so hype they eat ramen like it's a religion.
Josh eats ramen at 3 a. m. and still looks cool.
Nathan screamed at the sky and made a cloud cry.
Matthew got a ramen coupon from god himself.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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These three hypebeasts are the best. They are trained by the original kings and can sing to Terry while eating ramen. They are cool, but they are also hypebeasts.
They sang to Terry like he was their dad.
They ate ramen and did backflips.
They got their powers from the original kings, and they are straight coolin’.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Two little faggots who call each other 'big boy daddy' and think it's the most serious thing ever. They're 8, and they're already annoying.
'You're my big boy daddy!' 'Yes, my little faggot.'
They called each other 'daddy' in the school cafeteria.
They made a whole drama over a toy.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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