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the thing your dad used to whack you with when you did something stupid and got your ass kicked
"MOMMY I DIDNT DO IT I SWEAR", 2 seconds later: "DADDY I DIDNT DO IT I SWEAR"
daddys belt
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the legendary object that makes your butt feel like it got run over by a truck
"DADDY I WONT EAT MY VEGGIES", 10 minutes later: "DADDY I WONT EAT MY VEGGIES", 5 minutes later: "DADDY I WONT EAT MY VEGGIES"
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the thing that your dad would use to make your life miserable if you messed up
"DADDY IM SORRY I TOOK THE LAST BITE OF PIE", 2 minutes later: "I SWEAR I WILL NOT TOUCH THE PIE AGAIN", 2 minutes later: "I TOOK ONE PIE PIE"
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the thing that your dad uses to teach you a lesson when you are being a total idiot
"DADDY I DIDNT CHEAT", 5 minutes later: "I DIDNT CHEAT", 5 minutes later: "I DIDNT CHEAT", 5 minutes later: "I DIDNT CHEAT"
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the object that your dad uses to make your butt feel like it got hit by a hammer
"DADDY I DIDNT BREAK THE LAMP", 1 minute later: "I DIDNT BREAK THE LAMP", 1 minute later: "I DIDNT BREAK THE LAMP", 1 minute later: "I DIDNT BREAK THE LAMP"