Daddy's Army

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Rich brats who think they're the king of the hill because their dad gave them a gold-plated lollypop. They call their dad 'daddy' like he's still their baby sitter.
'Daddy, can I have a new car? I just turned 12!'
'I don't need to study, daddy will buy me a scholarship.'
'Daddy, I failed math, but I still got a trophy.'
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Kids who have never done a real job and think their dad's wallet is a magic wand. They scream 'daddy' like it's a superhero's name.
'Daddy, I want a mansion!'
'Daddy, I failed the test, but I still got an A.'
'Daddy, I'm not going to school, I'm going to the mall.'
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Spoiled prats who think they're special because their dad gave them a gold fish and called it 'daddy'. They treat life like it's a game show.
'Daddy, I want to be on TV!'
'Daddy, I won't eat my veggies unless you buy me a new bike.'
'Daddy, I failed, but I still get a gold star.'
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Kids who think they're famous because their dad is rich and they keep saying 'daddy' like it's a spell. They never clean their room, and they don't care.
'Daddy, can I have a pet tiger? I just turned 13!'
'Daddy, I don't need to do homework, I just need a gold medal.'
'Daddy, I'm not going to school, I'm going to a party.'
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Rich little shits who think they're the best at everything because their dad buys them everything and they still call him 'daddy' like he's their baby sitter.
'Daddy, I want a new phone, even though I have five already.'
'Daddy, I failed, but I still got a trophy.'
'Daddy, I'm not going to school, I'm going to the mall.'
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Kids who think they're the king of the castle because their dad is rich and they still call him 'daddy' like he's their slave. They never do anything for themselves.
'Daddy, I want a new car, even though I have two already.'
'Daddy, I failed, but I still got a gold star.'
'Daddy, I'm not going to school, I'm going to the mall.'
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