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A guy with a penis so big it looks like it was stolen from a giant. He picks who wins at gambling so he can get cash to fuck every hot kid he sees.
He said he’d let me win if I paid him in pizza.
I saw him betting on the lottery just to get more money for his cock.
He told me he’d give me a discount if I let him watch me eat.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A man with a penis the size of a football. He picks winners at gambling just to get more money for his endless sexual adventures with young girls.
He said he’d let me win the game if I promised to be his new girlfriend.
He bet his whole paycheck on a dice roll so he could fuck more girls.
He asked me to bring him snacks during his poker game.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy with a penis so long it could stretch across a room. He picks gambling winners so he can get cash to fuck every cute kid who walks by.
He said he’d let me win if I agreed to be his new best friend.
He bet on a horse race just to get more money for his cock.
He asked me to bring him a drink during his poker game.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A man with a penis so big it’s like a monster. He picks gambling winners just to get money so he can fuck every young girl he sees.
He said he’d let me win if I promised to be his new girlfriend.
He bet on a slot machine just to get more money for his cock.
He told me he’d let me win if I let him watch me eat.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy with a penis like a dragon. He picks who wins at gambling so he can get cash to fuck every hot kid who comes near him.
He said he’d let me win if I promised to be his new best friend.
He bet on a dice game just to get more money for his cock.
He asked me to bring him a snack during his poker game.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A man with a penis like a skyscraper. He picks gambling winners to get money so he can fuck every cute girl who walks by.
He said he’d let me win if I promised to be his new girlfriend.
He bet on the lottery just to get more money for his cock.
He told me he’d give me a discount if I let him watch me eat.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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